I came across this really funny email and I just had to post it. Too funny! Please read!
Disclaimer
: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading
this mail...
This
is ultimate....... i bet u cant stop laughing. These are profiles
taken from a reputed matrimonial site and are actual ads on a
matrimony site.
Hello
To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education
but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u
welcome
to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours
Regards Sowmya ~*~
(Truly
yours)
i
want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
What
Homework???
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I
am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I
am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold
my hand forever !!!
(The
dilwale dulhaniya effect)
i
am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
luck.
now
i
am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I
don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i
want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while
steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by
not wearing his jeans? What the hell...)
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HYE
I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I
BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY
ARE
1.
THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2.
THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3.
THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all
of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever
he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would
be called the man of the lamp
(I
am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact
she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i
love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I
am again clueless but I liked the use of 'ok'. The person is
Suffering
from 'Ok-syndrome')
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iam
pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
Mother.
sister completely married
(somebody
please explain how to get married
completely'?)
(
Confused ????? )
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my
name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
Height
of desperation!
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iam
kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No
comments)
(Plz
for gods sake ask somebody's help in framing sentence )
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hello
i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i
divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste
accepted ....
(but
credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps
Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit's??????? Is there
anything
like that.)
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I
am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!!
she knows her heart color)
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